My Sunburn

I put on sunscreen. 50 SPF! But I guess I missed a spot. No... I knew I missed a spot. I knew I missed multiple spots. I thought that by covering most of my body, my skin understood. The idea, the intention of sunscreen, was enough... But, in my defense, the spray disappears too quickly! How am I supposed to know where I've covered and where I haven't? Of course I did a haphazard job. It's invisible... Alas, there is no escaping the angry rays of Mr. Sun. He attacked the whole right side of me, and left his mark blotchily on my fair epidermis. Ouchy. Ouchy-poo.